The big story of the day is Jennifer Aniston and, surprisingly, it has nothing to do with her horseyc*cked lover. In an interview with Vogue magazine, JenAn publicly commented (for one of the first times, I think) on the whole Brangelina sitch. She is quoted as saying:
“What Angelina did was very uncool. There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
Good for her. It was uncool. ‘Nuff said. Way to keep it classy, Aniston. She really could have thrown the punches but I think this is a good way to comment on the whole situation. If she was more passionate or mean spirited in her response people would really rip her to shreds. Now let’s wait and see if Zeus throws a thunderbolt at her house for daring to speak out against the woman that stole her husband…oh wait, I mean the wonderous and mighty Angelina.
Whoops! I spoke to soon. As I was writing this, Dlisted just added another quote from her interview and it is about horseyc*ck.
“People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up.”
Exactly! Love just shows up…at the base of a 10 inch c*ck.
The NY Daily News is reporting that Juliette Lewis totally passed on an opportunity to hit it with my 2nd favorite dirty british boy, Ed Westwick, at a Killers concert in NYC. Apparently, he was trying to chat her up and she responded with “Who is this guy?”. WHAT!?! Has the Scientology started to rot out her vagina along with her brain? It wouldn’t matter if he’s the drunk dude who hangs out on my stoop, he’s hot. Seriously, if that drunk dude looked like Ed Westwick, I would totally take him up on the various offers he routinely makes me. Oh, Juliette, how I used to love thee.
Oh a lighter note, little Jayden James Federline is out of the hospital. And, because Britney is a genius, she celebrated by taking him to a gator farm.
If you’ve got a hot second to kill, check out the Robert Pattinson drunk pictures on TMZ. My personal fave is photo 2. He’s got a nice tongue. Oh, and you’re welcome.