Ed Westwick Goes to a Gay Bar

This is devastating news and, no, I am not insinuating that Ed Westwick, aka my 2nd favorite dirty British boy, is gay.  He’s not, I mean, he might be, but I don’t think so and that’s not the point.  This little piece of news is particularly devastating because Ed Westwick was at a gay bar last night that I have frequented in the past.  Last night he was spotted hanging out at Marie’s Crisis on Christopher Street in the West Village.  For those who don’t know it’s a lovingly, divey piano bar where both gays and girls who love showtunes go to sing around the piano.  It’s mildly tragic at times, but everyone there tends to be really nice and it totally wins you over to be around people like that.

Living in NYC, you know there are celebrities all over the place, just not in your little version of NY.  Seriously, depending on your salary, field of employment, subculture and vice preference, there are thousands of different “kinds” of NYC.  My New York City doesn’t have real life celebrities in it…until now…on a night when I was at home baking cookies.  Shoot me now.

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A Warning To All You Make Out Bandits

I’m a big fan of making out with random people in bars.  If you feel the same way, consider yourself warned.

BBC News is reporting on a story about a young Chinese woman who lost her hearing after a hot and heavy make out session with her boyfriend.  Now, doctors in China are warning people to “proceed with caution” when kissing.  According to the girls doctor, “The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  To read the full text, go here.

First it was unwanted pregnancy, then syphilis, herpes and HIV.  Now, it’s deafness.  Can they make being a drunken slut seems any less appealing?  Thank god for hormones or we would all hermetically seal ourselves in human sized condoms.

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It’s Not That I Tried To Forget Sleeping With You

File this one under another story from the not so glamorous dating world of NYC.  At a party this weekend, this guy I slept with like six months ago showed up.  We’ll call him Motor, but only because he likes cars.  No sexual innuendo implied – if I wanted to give him a nickname based on our moments together I would probably call him the Giggler.  ANYWAY, back to the party.  He shows up and it’s not a big deal.  He doesn’t talk to me, I don’t talk to him.  That is, until our mutual friend “reminds” him that he slept with me.  I did not ask her to do it but whatevs.  Two seconds later he’s at my side apologizing for not saying hi to me sooner.  I tell him, “No worries. Seriously.  Don’t worry about it.”  And, I meant it.  There was nothing special between us.  We were both horny, knew the other was down for it, and went for it.

For some reason, guys in NY, probably American guys in general, all think that if a girl sleeps with you she wants more than that.  Often that is the case, but fellas, if a girl tells you to your face that it was just about the sex, please, please, please believe her.  Especially girls in their late 20s who’ve been around the block a couple of times.  Chances are, if we like you, we probably wouldn’t sleep with you immediately anyway…or at least we’d try not to.   And, if we do sleep with you immediately and have real feelings for you we probably will not wake up super early in the morning and peace out, never leaving you with our phone number.  Ok, once again back to the party and the funny part of this story…Motor and I find ourselves alone together for a second and the following exchange takes place:

Motor: So, yeah, sorry again for not recognizing you.

Me: Again, no worries.  I wasn’t sure that I would recognize you so it’s cool.

Motor: I just have a really, really bad memory.

Me: Me too.  I totally know how it is.  Don’t worry about it.

Motor: Actually, now that we’re here talking, flashes are coming back to me.  We had a really good time, didn’t we?

Me: Sure, we did.  We spent a very pleasant 6 hours together.  That’s all it was so stop worrying about it.  We’re cool.

Motor:  Did I get your number?

Me: No, you didn’t ask and I didn’t offer.

Motor: Well, again, I’m really sorry for not recognizing you.

Me (again): It’s all good.

Motor:  Cause you know, you are an attractive girl.  I just want you to know that it’s not like you are the kind of girl I would try to forget having sex with.  I would want to remember having sex with you.  You’re hot.  I just wanted you to know that, it’s not cause I think you are ugly or anything, I just have a really bad memory.

Me (after a pause): Thanks, I guess.  Ok.  Now that that is settled, I’m gonna head out.  Bye.

Then I grabbed the closest homo I could find and went dancing…at another bar.

T.R. Knight Walks Off Grey’s Anatomy Set!?!

Crazy Days and Nights is reporting that details are emerging that T.R. Knight walked off the set of Grey’s Anatomy. Nothing more than that now. If this is true, it’s so out of left field. Rumors have been circulating that someone was gonna get kicked off the show but we all thought it was going to be Katherine Heigl. Not George O’Malley!

UPDATE: The CDAN source says:  “He hasn’t attended table reads since episode 2. He is pissed and miserable and thinks his story line is stupid. He said goodbye to his hair and makeup people last week. He says he is done and has quit. ABC has not released him. Shondra Rhimes, the producer called him and he told her he had nothing to say. He has packed his dressing room.”

Very interesting.  I would expect this from Heigl because she is apparently the 5th highest paid actress in the world (I know!  It’s kind of unbelievable!) but what else does T.R. Knight have going on?  Except his rent boy of course, but them’s is expensive so he needs to keep his job.

Good news Twilight fans! Crappy director Hardwicke is out!

As I’ve said before, I think the “Twilight” movie was very flawed and the biggest flaw of all was the direction. Word on the street is Catherine Hardwicke is NOT directing the sequel, “New Moon”. The official story is that she can’t do it because of timing. Rumors are that there are some issues between her and the production company. Whatever the reason, I think this is great news for “Twilight” fans. Maybe a new director can bring Kristen Stewart to life? “New Moon” relies heavily on Bella’s emotions so the movie would seriously suck is Kristen Stewart keeps acting like a piece of wood.

Jennifer Aniston’s Entertainment Weekly Interview

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I love Jennifer Aniston.  You already know that by now and if you don’t just do a search for her on this blog and you’ll come across the various reasons why.  She recently did a very open, honest and potty-mouthed (loves it!) interview with Entertainment Weekly as part of the media blitz for her upcoming flick Marley & Me.  You can read the whole article here.  If you’re lazy, I’ve taken the liberty to pull out a few choice quotes for you.

  • On all the pregnancy rumors: ‘Oh, my God, it’s hysterical!” she says, throwing up her hands. ”You can’t do anything without it going to some extreme. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Everyone will be like, ‘Yeah, right.’ It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf—ers!”
  • On her failed marriage: ”It’s Luke and Laura. But if you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines — the shock and awe of it — it’s just people living their life. S— happens, and it’s as normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It’s just not as interesting without the headlines.”
  • On a negative article in the New York Times: ”It was like, who f—ing s— in her Wheaties? How do these people get the opportunity to just spew s—? They don’t know anything. You know, career choices — you just do what you do. Not everyone’s a winner. Not every episode of Friends was great. Not every guy you choose is great. Just across the board, there’s so much expectation.”

I love that she curses.  She just seems so fun.  The kind of girl you can do a couple of tequila shots with then go outside and smoke a cigarette while talking about all the stupid b!tches and pricks we know.  Good times.

Britney Spears ‘Circus’ Video

Here’s the video for Britney’s latest single, ‘Circus’.  I didn’t like this song at first, like most Britney songs, but it’s totally grown on me.  The video is hot.  Not nearly as hot as ‘Womanizer’ though.  And, is it just me or does anyone else think there’s something wrong with her hairline?  It’s just a little too far back.  Enjoy!