Merry Christmas from Britney and Ellen

Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres spread holiday cheer. It’s super cute!!! Happy Holidays, y’all.

Grey’s Anatomy: Spoiler Alert

Did you guys see this week’s Grey’s Anatomy? What do you this of the Isey (is that how it’s spelled) and Denny storyline? It was so wretched when he died and kinda of disturbing now that he’s back. I don’t wish that on myself but I gotta say I do sometimes wish real life had higher stakes. That show makes me want to get a grad degree.

NOTE:  I apparently wrote this last night when I was drunk.  Don’t really remember writing it.  At least I’m drunk blogging and not drunk dialing.  I’ve grown.

Real Housewives of Atlanta

This weekend I had the sheer joy of catch the first three episodes of this show on Bravo.  It is by far my favorite in the “Real Housewives” franchise.  These women are so catty and OTT it’s awesome.

The one thing that really annoys me about the show is Sheree.  She’s going through a nasty divorce from some NBA player.  Over and over again she keeps talking about how people are jealous of her because of all of her accomplishments and success like she actually did anything.  All she did was marry a rich dude!?!  WTF.

Then there is Kim.  Ah, Kim.  She’s this trashy white woman who is obviously someone’s mistress because her man won’t show himself on TV.  Oh, and she says she’s a “black woman trapped in a white woman’s body” and that she’s “29” and that she’s a “size 2” and that she’s a “country singer”.  I kind of love her for her lies.  She obviously believes it and I think that’s really special.

Happy Friday! I Wanna See You Poop!

For H

Happy Friday! Now take off your clothes…

For H

Hottie of the Day

Would you like something a little sweet to go with your non-fat latte?  This video combines three of my favorite things – Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick and the music of Britney Spears.  Check it out and thank me later.

Daily Dish

Daily Celeb Round-Up

Ex-Files:  David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are getting divorced.  The surprising thing here is that he dumped her for getting sexy text messages from Billy Bob Thorton.  Isn’t that a case of the sex-addict calling the kettle black?

In light of the divorce news, the rumors about Madonna and A-Rod dating are swirling again.  Let’s hope she remembers the pre-nup this time.

Spears News:  It’s been a while since I’ve reported on the goings on in everyone’s favorite Bayou Clan.  I think the fact that her “Womanizer” video didn’t look like Preston and J.J. made it dumbfounded me into silence for a few days.  In extremely good news for our girl B, the track just broke records by jumping from #96 to #1.  She also beat Mariah Carey’s record for first week download sales for a female artist.   This is huge, y’all. She has also hired a company to start the early phases of planning her world tour!

Not that you care but, Lisa Bonet is very pregnant.

On the Today Show this morning, Angelina said that Brangelina are going to adopt another kid.  I think what they do is awesome and worthy of their godlike status, but shouldn’t you wait til you are done breastfeeding your twins before you go kid shopping?  Just aksin’.

City Sighting! For the two of you who remember her, Fatima from the last cycle of ANTM (the one that looks like a broke down version of Iman) was spotted at a midtown Chipotle location.  Our spotters noticed two interesting things: 1 – she was getting food at Chipotle (disclaimer: no one saw her eat it) and 2 – she’s much shorter than a model should be.