Robert Pattinson Got a Haircut, Cures Famine

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Well, he didn’t cure famine but you would have thought something magical would have happened when he cut off his mystical locks. He still looks hot as hell. I’ve been feeling close cropped hair on guys for a while and this just cements the fact. Mommy likes. What do you think?

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Robert Pattinson Is A Robot

Well, not really but the scan below is hilarious and weirdly accurate…enjoy.

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I'd Still Hit It

Merry Christmas from Britney and Ellen

Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres spread holiday cheer. It’s super cute!!! Happy Holidays, y’all.

Ed Westwick Goes to a Gay Bar

This is devastating news and, no, I am not insinuating that Ed Westwick, aka my 2nd favorite dirty British boy, is gay.  He’s not, I mean, he might be, but I don’t think so and that’s not the point.  This little piece of news is particularly devastating because Ed Westwick was at a gay bar last night that I have frequented in the past.  Last night he was spotted hanging out at Marie’s Crisis on Christopher Street in the West Village.  For those who don’t know it’s a lovingly, divey piano bar where both gays and girls who love showtunes go to sing around the piano.  It’s mildly tragic at times, but everyone there tends to be really nice and it totally wins you over to be around people like that.

Living in NYC, you know there are celebrities all over the place, just not in your little version of NY.  Seriously, depending on your salary, field of employment, subculture and vice preference, there are thousands of different “kinds” of NYC.  My New York City doesn’t have real life celebrities in it…until now…on a night when I was at home baking cookies.  Shoot me now.

Jennifer Aniston’s Entertainment Weekly Interview

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I love Jennifer Aniston.  You already know that by now and if you don’t just do a search for her on this blog and you’ll come across the various reasons why.  She recently did a very open, honest and potty-mouthed (loves it!) interview with Entertainment Weekly as part of the media blitz for her upcoming flick Marley & Me.  You can read the whole article here.  If you’re lazy, I’ve taken the liberty to pull out a few choice quotes for you.

  • On all the pregnancy rumors: ‘Oh, my God, it’s hysterical!” she says, throwing up her hands. ”You can’t do anything without it going to some extreme. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Everyone will be like, ‘Yeah, right.’ It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf—ers!”
  • On her failed marriage: ”It’s Luke and Laura. But if you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines — the shock and awe of it — it’s just people living their life. S— happens, and it’s as normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It’s just not as interesting without the headlines.”
  • On a negative article in the New York Times: ”It was like, who f—ing s— in her Wheaties? How do these people get the opportunity to just spew s—? They don’t know anything. You know, career choices — you just do what you do. Not everyone’s a winner. Not every episode of Friends was great. Not every guy you choose is great. Just across the board, there’s so much expectation.”

I love that she curses.  She just seems so fun.  The kind of girl you can do a couple of tequila shots with then go outside and smoke a cigarette while talking about all the stupid b!tches and pricks we know.  Good times.

Britney Spears ‘Circus’ Video

Here’s the video for Britney’s latest single, ‘Circus’.  I didn’t like this song at first, like most Britney songs, but it’s totally grown on me.  The video is hot.  Not nearly as hot as ‘Womanizer’ though.  And, is it just me or does anyone else think there’s something wrong with her hairline?  It’s just a little too far back.  Enjoy!

Ralph Fiennes & Mystery Date Spotted at NYC Restaurant: Exclusive

We’ve got another exclusive eating habits of the stars post from our resident restaurant snitch! Check it out…

So a mystery call came in that there would be a party of 2 joining us and they wanted to preorder their food because they were in a rush.  This mystery caller orders a NY Strip, Pumpkin Ravioli, Garlic Fries, Sea Scallops and a bottle of Barolo.  So guess who walks in Ralph Fiennes and date.  They sit in the Card Room, which was empty.  All of a sudden they’re joined by about 8 other people all in a rush that need to leave in 30 min.  One of the guests looked a lot like Lena Olin, but I could not confirm it..the accent didn’t sound like hers.  A Ralph had a completely shaved head…maybe he filmed some more Lord Voldemort scenes??? who knows?  I suspect they were all going to a premiere or screening of some sort.  As they were all leaving, Raph was kissing and hugging his date from earlier.  I cannot identify this mystery woman, who was rocking the Joan Jett hairdo!

Interesting.  Wonder who the mystery woman was?