A Warning To All You Make Out Bandits

I’m a big fan of making out with random people in bars.  If you feel the same way, consider yourself warned.

BBC News is reporting on a story about a young Chinese woman who lost her hearing after a hot and heavy make out session with her boyfriend.  Now, doctors in China are warning people to “proceed with caution” when kissing.  According to the girls doctor, “The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  To read the full text, go here.

First it was unwanted pregnancy, then syphilis, herpes and HIV.  Now, it’s deafness.  Can they make being a drunken slut seems any less appealing?  Thank god for hormones or we would all hermetically seal ourselves in human sized condoms.

Thanks A

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3 Responses to “A Warning To All You Make Out Bandits”

  1. Steph Says:

    Nah. If you’re so bad at kissing that you or your loved one loses an eardrum, you brought it on yourself.

  2. notsoglamorous Says:

    True, but it’s your loved one that ends up deaf. I guess we should all be careful about making out with really bad kissers. Now we have an excuse to push them away. “No it’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I’m concerned about hearing loss.”

  3. Steph Says:

    Well if that happens to you, I will teach you sign language.


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