Jermaine Jackson is saying that there will be a Jackson 5 reunion tour and Janet will be their opening act. I HIGHly doubt this. If Michael is going to mount a production, why wouldn’t he do it on his own and collect all the cash for himself?
Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is coming back for another season. Finally, we have more brazilian waxes and spray tan episodes to look forward to. Seriously, did she do anything else on that show? Oh, right, she called a woman a cunt. Good times.
Sienna Miller is suing the paparazzi for following her around. Boo hoo. Let’s all feel bad for the poor, little, rich, no talent actress who photographers care way too much about. Why do people care about her? I don’t even know why I’m writing about her. All I know is that she used to F Jude Law back when he had hair. Lucky b!tch.