The Jonas Brothers – I don’t know if anything happened with them today. I just wanted to put it out there that I don’t get it. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
Ab Fab – Hollywood is planning to murder this show by remaking it and setting it in LA. GRRReat.
Hugh Hefner broke up with his main flotation device, Holly.
Brangelina is (or is it are? singlular noun encompassing two people?) back in New Orleans. They still have a lot of kids.
The following people may or may not be:
J. Lo – Scientologist
Meatloaf – Druggie
Zac Efron -Fagulous
Miley Cirus – Bitchy
David Duchovny – Rehabilitated Whore